ironedsleeper:

metamelonisle:

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

u could never understand a warriors bond

lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

sahonithereadwolf:

sandmandaddy69:

hera-the-wizard:

sending “?” to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

kurhanchyk:

kurhanchyk:

there is only one empire in the world and it is baklava empire

our glorious baklavastan

stardial:

lezbianz:

stardial:

stardial:

sigh. what does a girl have to do to get resurrected around here

on it boss

?

salty-red-mage:

mapsontheweb:

If Reno was Paris the Georgia would be in Georgia

adultswim5000:

your url shows what you want most in life

wizardgender:

himbofisher: